Skip to navigation Skip to content. Discover Membership. Editions Quartz. More from Quartz About Quartz. Follow Quartz. These are some of our most ambitious editorial projects. From our Series. Published June 26, Last updated on March 9, This article is more than 2 years old. Sign me up. The plants make it even more of a lovely place, since some of them dance, talk what??? Glad they got around the humid basement thing. Like the other dorms, Hufflepuff separates between boys and girls.
The dorms themselves have the typical four-poster beds with patchwork quilts. Like, that was only in the mid-'90s. But hey, bed-warmers are still a valid, questionably useful invention! In order to get to the common room, a student would have to walk directly by the kitchens. She was the originator of many Hogwarts recipes and also was particularly adept at food-related charms.
They do have a reputation of sneaking in there for snacks! Tickling the pear will make the doorway appear. They don't really uphold the Hufflepuff standards, as lax as they already are, and sometimes appear to be even worse than some of the characters who are overtly evil. No one likes a hypocrite. If one is going to be sorted into a house without much note, it would at least be good to be rid of bullies. Even if they are terrible people, the other houses offer at least a handful of truly notable individuals each.
Although the argument can be made that it allows freedom, it also doesn't give Hufflepuffs any personality or really specific dynamic at all. The one thing Hufflepuff does note is that it wants those who will work hard.
Having this be a notable part of being in Hufflepuff makes it a little worse. What are they working hard towards really? What is the hard work going to provide Will it even really get Hufflepuffs anywhere? Ultimately, even if none of these stereotypes are true, Hufflepuff just seems uncool.
And, as is sometimes said, perception can be everything. Seeming uncool can be a kiss of death to the overall amount of fun any house can be and Hufflepuff really bears the brunt of this reputation. Fangirl extraordinaire. Lover of all things pop culture, including Marvel, Hannibal, Harry Potter, and more.
By Rotem Rusak Updated Nov 22, The color yellow generates muscle energy and the color black gives off an aura of mystery , so basically we are like energizer bunnies full of secrets in bed. And just like the batteries those bunnies represent, we know how to turn you onnnn.
Hufflepuffs are associated with the "earth" element. To steal a line from Taylor Swift the most Hufflepuff of Hufflepuffs that ever lived , that means we'll do it "lying on the cold, hard ground". We're also pretty chill with mattresses, though, just saying. Because if it isn't your idea of a good time, you weren't worthy of Hufflepuff lovin' in the first place. Which means we're game to go alllll niiiiiight looooong. I'd add another winky face but I feel like I've abused my winky face privileges already.
There has never been a safer space to accidentally rip one mid-orgasm than in the bed of a Hufflepuff. If we'd had Twitter in the early millennium, HufflepuffJokes would have been trending internationally for like seven straight years. If we didn't have a sense of humor about it we wouldn't be Hufflepuffs.
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